|Date:||Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:00:21 -0600 [12:00:21 PM MDT]|
|To:||Mrs. K. at Zanna’s school|
|Subject:||Re: Leprechaun Infestation|
Hi Mrs. K.,
Zanna seems to be a bit excited about the Leprechaun infestation in your classroom this morning. Particularly, the Leprechaun pee in the water table and the rest of the mess that the creature made in his rampage. She insists that if the Leprechaun has to make use of “facilities” that he use a Leprechaun potty for that purpose and not the water table.
Zanna has suggested that if the Leprechaun is still on the loose, that a “Lepre-cage” (her own word) be obtained to help catch the thing.
May I go ahead and tell her that the critter has been apprehended and shipped back to Ireland and is no longer a threat to the orderliness of the classroom?
Thank you for your understanding (and creativity! This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while! Great job!).